Once Upon a Time...

Once upon a time....

There was a Big Bad Wolf and three little pigs. Their names were Boo, Shadow and Ryrie. One day their mommy sent them out of the living room and into the kitchen because she was trying to sleep. She had been out all night and was very tired. So then the Big Bad Wolf came onto the scene wielding a big mixing spoon, a big bag of harmful substance called Buhrown Shuugar and some rock-hard, child-harmful, unsweetened bars of chocolate.

"Come, come!" the Big Bad Wolf growled excitedly. "Yummy!" Then she pounced on the three little pigs, and carried them into her kitchen. The three little pigs' curiosity overcame them, and they helped the big bad wolf whip up a concoction of harmful substance with the harmful ingredients already mentioned, and several more. They even used the evil powder called White Fuhlower!

Minutes later all three little pigs succumbed to the the Big Bad Wolf's evil influence, and were licking out the bowl of Harmful Substance!!

Yum, yum! Ryrie said...

Mmm... Boo smacked his lips blissfully

Then the terrible deed was done. The Harmful Substance was placed into the oven...

...and baked.

Soon the three little pigs and all the other little piggies will have gobbled up every single bit of the Harmful Substance, which was the whole plan of the Big Bad Wolf in the first place.

The end.