When Koalas don't feel well.....

 The Koala woke up the other day with tracings of a sore throat. This next morning she woke up, and found a mild degree of strep - or what felt to be it - pleasantly doing its damage on her poor, dainty throat. For some odd reason she never had strep before the past winter. This past winter the poor koala had strep two or three times for a very long time. But at this present time, she sadly had to refrain from eating the breakfast she desired; eggs, fried potatoes, ketchup and frosted shredded wheat. The Koala especially likes such breakfasts. Dutifully, knowing how bad the throat could torment her if she didn't show restraint, she chowed down on a slimey, yukky, greenest banana she could find(this Koala doesn't like bananas, and can only down them if they are green), a green apple, and a cup of Vitamin C drink. This one was flavored with lemon and honey, and was fizzy. Koala is sure that it tasted exactly like a kitchen cleaner.
 Since the Koala can do nothing about her present illness, she decided to sit in her favorite clump of bamboo and suck her thumb. As all the euchaliptis trees are presently a big 'no-no' for koala bears such as her, she thought she might crunch on a stick of bamboo root.



That is her present situation. Donations to relieve and encourage the poor koala will be received. Please click this link if you are moved to help her. www.helpthepoorkoala.com Let me remind you of the pitifulness of her condition, and that she is wasting away in her present clump of bamboo. Euchaliptis branches will be appreciated. Sugar cane is not an advised donation. If at all possible do not donate canned goods. The Koala's can opener only works to slice papyrus into thin enough slips for paper. Please do not send bananas or other food. Money is not very worthwhile to donate unless the check would be written to yours truely. Koalas, especially sick koalas, do not need money. I always need money. You may donate to me if you see fit. One thing that will not be appreciated; itamin C drinks. The Koala has strongly decided that they have flavors of kitchen cleaners, and does not wish to relive that experience. Please do as much as you can for her. She is very pitiful. I thank you only if you do give a donation.


Yours truly,
The Koala's lawyer in chief and faithful protector;
 The Human Society